Thursday, December 8, 2011

Can You Feel The Love Tonight

so lately i have been obsessed with the band stellar kart and i was listening to music on pandora when a whole new world from Aladdin came on and i was like this sounds really good.. so i youtube the song and find three more disney songs by stellar kart and they are all amazing.. well except for be our guest but i never really liked that song in teh first place. but i like stellar kart so much more becasue they have disney songs lol

"Making a Gingerbread House"

so last night me and my best friend ever made a gingerbread house. It was the first time i ever made one and it was so much fun. One thing i learned though was that making a gingerbread house can be extremely sexual, almost everything me and my friend said turned out to be sexual it was the best ever!!! While dismantling the gingerbread house with our mouths we got frosting all over our faces and it looked like our faces were drenched in cum! seeing as i am a guy you would think i would freak out but instead i suggest we take pictures  lol. After we washed our faces i tried on her dress that she has had for a couple years (this was the first and last  time i ever plan on wearing girls clothes) we then took lots of pictures with both of us in dresses it was a blast! then i found one of her hats and i put it on and i think i looked like kingsley from youtube.. and i am now obsessed with those hats and want one lol!

Sunday, December 4, 2011

German Class

so this year i am taking German as a foreign language and honestly the only reason i am taking it is because my friend was taking it and i wanted to have a class with them. In German all i ever do is mess around and not pay attention to the teacher, but i still am like the best in the class. Which is awesome because German is a cool language, and my fav part about German is verb kickers like weil or wiel.. i dnt remember how to spell it.. but i like them because i'm like the only on in the class who remembers to put the verb at the end of the sentence instead of at the beginning. I also say some pretty weird stuff in that class, most of which gets posted on facebook.

Saturday, December 3, 2011

iTunes Shuffle Quiz

How does the world see you?
I Need You- Relient K

Will I have a happy life?
Misery Loves Its Company- The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

What do my friends really think of me?
The Resolution- Jack's Mannequin

Do people secretly lust after me?
Everything You Dreamed- Verona Grove

How can i make myself happy?
Hold On- Stellar Kart

What should I do with my life?
Don't Wait- Dashboard Confessional

Will I ever have children?
Swing, Swing- All-American Rejects

What is some good advice for me?
Grim Goodbye- The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

How will I be remembered?
One Moment Away- The Afters

What is my signature dancing song?
Finding Out- Stellar Kart

What do I think my current theme song is?
False Pretense- The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
I'd Do Anything- Simple Plan

What song will play at my funeral?
Standard Lines- Dashboard Confessional

What type of men/women do you like?
Time Bomb- Faber Drive

What is my day going to be like?
The Kill- 30 Seconds to Mars

New Text Message From Moo

So last week i went to Disney and on the first day at the park on of my friends took my phone and changed all of my contacts to Moo so when i got a new message it was from moo and i had no idea who they were. I think deleted all of my contacts and now have to ask people who they are every single time they text and they are all like did you delete my number and i respond with technically yes, but no. Well at least no i dnt have to go through and erase numbers i dnt text anymore..

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Dear Life
When i asked if my day could get any worse it was a rhetorical question, not a direct challenge

Thursday, July 7, 2011

so i'm at my aunts on vacation and its more like a borecation then anything else