Chinese Food

Today my cousin and I got taken out to eat and see a movie. We ate at a Chinese buffet and I love Chinese food but the only problem with it is that you eat until you can't eat anymore, then two hours later your hungry again! So when the bill came and they had fortune cookies on them like always. We open them and i almost choke on my cookie as i read my fortune."You think that is a secret, but it never has been one." that got me thinking that maybe my secret (which i will not say) may have never been a secret and I'm the only one who thinks its a secret. I hope not, but then again I hope it never has been a secret cause now i know how people will act once they know cause they already know. I feel like fortune cookies are made to make your life more difficult because now I am like freaking out, why couldn't i get the one that said something about music, no I get this one. Maybe it was meant to be.

Sofa King

I was bored and i was surfing the internet, and i came across this funny thing. I am sofa king we todd did. It said to say it three times fast, but i got it after saying it the first time not even fast. I was trying to see if my 6yr old cousin could say it but she can't read so i had to tell her every word. The closes she came to saying it was i am so fuck a king i todd did. I thought that hearing her try to say this was even better than realizing what it made me sound like. Then i started thinking about Cape Horn, it sounds like gay porn and its so much fun. In Spanish class we aren't aloud to talk about Cape Horn anymore because of the whole it sounds like gay porn.

NEED YOUR HELP

Ok, so I am running out of gay movies to watch. I honestly don't even know how i have made a week and watched these gay movies with out running out, but i am finally almost out. So if you would please help me and just tell me any gay movies you have watched and liked, it would be greatly appreciated.  I have like 5 days left of Christmas break and i would like to spend them watching gay movies, but that all depends on you guys and if you will tell me some awesome gay movies you have seen! so please.. TELL ME SOME MOVIES!!!

Christmas Break!

So far on Christmas Break all i have done is watch movies.. which they are really good movies i think like Another Gay Movie, Another Gay Sequel,Eating Out(all 4 of them), Under One Roof, Beautiful Thing. all these  movies are like gay movies. I don't know why(actually i do.. its cause of my bestfriend) but lately i have been obsessed with gay things. I have read some gay books too like Band Fags, A Secret Edge, and Every Frat Boy Wants It. But over Christmas Break all i really have been doing is watching movies so for the second week of break i am going to try and do some reading, and not necessarily gay reading, just any kind of reading.

Puppy names

ok so i got a new puppy and i'm having a hard time thinking of a name for it. it is a male chihuahua and its color is like gray but apparently its called a blue chihuahua cause the color is actually blue, but if you are reading this can you please leave a name suggestion as a comment i would greatly appreciate it

Gay Books

so recently i have had a weird obsession with gay books. i dnt know why but they are like the only books i have read in about a month. i read this really good one called 'Every Frat Boy Wants It' probably the best one i have read so far. I really want to read the one called 'Band Fags' its seems like it would be really good, also the book 'Boy Meets Boy' is on my list of books i have to read.

Can You Feel The Love Tonight

so lately i have been obsessed with the band stellar kart and i was listening to music on pandora when a whole new world from Aladdin came on and i was like this sounds really good.. so i youtube the song and find three more disney songs by stellar kart and they are all amazing.. well except for be our guest but i never really liked that song in teh first place. but i like stellar kart so much more becasue they have disney songs lol

"Making a Gingerbread House"

so last night me and my best friend ever made a gingerbread house. It was the first time i ever made one and it was so much fun. One thing i learned though was that making a gingerbread house can be extremely sexual, almost everything me and my friend said turned out to be sexual it was the best ever!!! While dismantling the gingerbread house with our mouths we got frosting all over our faces and it looked like our faces were drenched in cum! seeing as i am a guy you would think i would freak out but instead i suggest we take pictures  lol. After we washed our faces i tried on her dress that she has had for a couple years (this was the first and last  time i ever plan on wearing girls clothes) we then took lots of pictures with both of us in dresses it was a blast! then i found one of her hats and i put it on and i think i looked like kingsley from youtube.. and i am now obsessed with those hats and want one lol!

German Class

so this year i am taking German as a foreign language and honestly the only reason i am taking it is because my friend was taking it and i wanted to have a class with them. In German all i ever do is mess around and not pay attention to the teacher, but i still am like the best in the class. Which is awesome because German is a cool language, and my fav part about German is verb kickers like weil or wiel.. i dnt remember how to spell it.. but i like them because i'm like the only on in the class who remembers to put the verb at the end of the sentence instead of at the beginning. I also say some pretty weird stuff in that class, most of which gets posted on facebook.

iTunes Shuffle Quiz

How does the world see you?

I Need You- Relient K

Will I have a happy life?

Misery Loves Its Company- The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

What do my friends really think of me?

The Resolution- Jack's Mannequin

Do people secretly lust after me?

Everything You Dreamed- Verona Grove

How can i make myself happy?

Hold On- Stellar Kart

What should I do with my life?

Don't Wait- Dashboard Confessional

Will I ever have children?

Swing, Swing- All-American Rejects

What is some good advice for me?

Grim Goodbye- The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

How will I be remembered?

One Moment Away- The Afters

What is my signature dancing song?

Finding Out- Stellar Kart

What do I think my current theme song is?

False Pretense- The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

What does everyone else think my current theme song is?

I'd Do Anything- Simple Plan

What song will play at my funeral?

Standard Lines- Dashboard Confessional

What type of men/women do you like?

Time Bomb- Faber Drive

What is my day going to be like?
The Kill- 30 Seconds to Mars

New Text Message From Moo

So last week i went to Disney and on the first day at the park on of my friends took my phone and changed all of my contacts to Moo so when i got a new message it was from moo and i had no idea who they were. I think deleted all of my contacts and now have to ask people who they are every single time they text and they are all like did you delete my number and i respond with technically yes, but no. Well at least no i dnt have to go through and erase numbers i dnt text anymore..